Todd works hard at the office but spends
two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes
him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey,
Todd! How ya doin?'
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. Oh no,' says Todd.. 'He's in my bowling league.
When they are seated, a waitress asks Todd if he'd like his usual and brings
over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,
'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'
'I recognize her; she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at
the end of the 1st nine, honey.'
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Todd, starts
to rub herself all over him and says, ‘Hi Toddie.
Want your usual table dance, big boy?'
Todd's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club...
Todd follows and spots her getting into a taxi. Before she can slam the door,
he jumps in beside her.
Todd tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for
someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the
top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez Todd, you picked up a real bitch this
time.'
Todd's funeral will be on
Saturday.